Hey, buddy! Yeah, it’s about time you let me talk. You always talk about me in the third person, like I’m not you or something. We are the same person; ya dig? In fact, maybe I am you, but I guess we’re still figuring out how that’s going to go. When are you going to admit that the “you” you thought you were is actually me? I mean, you can keep pretending that I’m not real if you want, but […]